Now, something that has nothing to do with the title.
Use the pokemon generator to answer each of the following.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Clefable (Eh...)
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Throh (Dang, my boss knows judo)
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Giratina (w00t!)
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Lugia (
)
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Klang (How do a bunch of gears reproduce??)
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Celebi (But it's genderless...)
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Frillish (Ew...)
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Swalot (I'm being stalked by a poisonous blob, great)
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Arceus (I would totally snuggle with it)
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Accelgor (Didn't know ninjas liked cheesecake)
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Cacnea (Ouch!)
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Duosion (...)
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Petilil (Uh, I'm straight.)
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Rotom (Why would I want to kill it?)
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Omanyte (Well...it's cute)
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Jolteon (Interesting...)
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Shaymin (I have a cute legendary pet, yay!)
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Gothorita ( D: )
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Quilava (mhm...)
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Uxie (Yes!)